Friday, June 27, 2014

Jokesters





Henry is totally into jokes right now.  I think he has a bit of Grandpa Dave's sense of humor and ability to notice the peculiar qualities of words.  I'm glad to see this trait staying in the family!  Henry has been coming up with several puns of his own.  For example:

What happened to the computer when it jumped off the diving board?
It got "synched!"

What did the clam think he had when he felt itchy?
"Mollusk-um!"

How do you smile when you're not smiling?
Stop not-smiling!



Ellis joined the party and tried making up a few jokes too:

How do sheep get clean?
In the ba-a-a-a-th!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Knock Knock's there.  Dontcha get it?



With all the laughter and jokes going on, Sam absolutely had to join the party.  These are some original Sam jokes:

What did Santa say when the snow melted?  
Dolphin, I love you!

What did Van Gogh say to Pablo Picasso?
I love marshmallows!

When did the peep start to cry?
When the alligator pooped on him!

What did the picture say to the mousie?  
Stop!  I love you, Miss Hannigan!

What did the mouse say to the towel?
Stop!  I love you, Miss Michigan!

What did the scale say to the piglet? 
This song is kind of deep, but my toes don't work!

What did the sprinkles say to the cookie? 
Sprinkles, stop picking on me!





Monday, June 23, 2014

Latergrams: in which Spring is awesome and the school year ends

The many faces of Henry the Great. He stunned the audience so well that even the Great Bendini was proud. #cubscoutpackmeeting #blueandgold#magicshow #asgoodasitgets

Because of Him, I overcame a mountain of fear and anxiety today. So thankful for my Savior who ALWAYS draws nigh when I am weeping, trembling, or when I feel like I am sinking. #becauseofhim

Two ways to eat a boiled egg. Sam prefers to take the "marble" out first. #posteasterlunch

Three boys cracking up about the Name of the Year finalists. Their favorites were: Karhonda Porcha, Fazwaz Wazwaz, Poopa Dweck, and Alkapone Cruz-balles.  #nameoftheyear #actualpeople#afterdinnerlaughs @friff14

What would we do without friends?#playdatesequalhappiness #whereswaldo #iloveboys

Henry is the "Star of the Week" in his class, so he gets to bring 5 treasured trinkets tomorrow. His chosen trinkets: his favorite Lego guy; a homemade penguin toy to represent his "army of penguins;" his favorite car, "The Twin Mill;" favorite book since he was five, "the New children's Encyclopedia; and a really long picture of a dragon that is part of his new "dragon army" creative obsession.#lovethisboy

Two dollars apiece at the school rummage sale today. Between these and the new trampoline (!!!), we didn't have a single toy to pick up at the end of the day.#lifeisgood #familygamenight #nowwheretokeepthem?

Seems like a good day for getting the sticky hand off the ceiling that's been there for 4 days. #thisismylife

We tried our hand at Mickey drawing at the Animation Academy at the museum today. I was impressed with how well my boys followed directions!#scienceandindustry #disneyexhibit #buddingartists

"Mom, can I have TWO drink-a-milks big?"#anythingforyou #mybaby #onemilkonewater #inpajamasat3pm

Him, me, and the DMV. #thankgoodnessforipadgames

Official and legal in Illinois! It only took me 9 months of feeling guilty and 2 warnings from airport security officers to get me to do this. #icandohardthings #dmv#expirednomore

Barely pausing to smile for a picture, the exposed-shouldered, sword-bearing super hero hurries to pack his lunch and musical instruments to get ready for "the caytion." #alwaysbusy #alwaysreadyforvacation#thelifeofasuperhero

#myboys #mothersday2014 #blessed

My boys got me my Mother's Day wish! #hammock#mothersdaynap #backyardbliss

The important part is that all of this was prepared while I was napping in the hammock. #nocookingrule#mothersday #menscookoff #dessertdivision

Here's hoping.  #kindwords

Practicing their scooting skills.

 He is the sweet boy who couldn't be happier about our harvest of "blowflowers." I am the Type-A mother who made him bring them carefully inside to blow them into the garbage can. #dandelionbouquet#ouryard #dandelionexplosion

 Used every last cent of his own money to buy this special treat from the grocery store. #proudboy

 2nd grade field trip: a walk to the Ladd Arboretum and ecology center to explore insects. Henry's classmates all call Sam by name now, instead of calling him "Little Henry." As you can see, Sam was delighted by this.#fieldtrip #crabbyquietsam

 It's always fun to have a sneak peek into the friend scene. This is Henry's current best school friend, Pharaoh. #besties #buddysystem #chaparoneview

 I almost didn't post this picture, because I didn't want to make anyone feel jealous of my beauty. But I had to document my adorable new retainer, which will hopefully work better than the last one, while making me look 20 years younger at the same time.#juniorhighthrowback#wishihadapictureofbensreaction

 Henry had a fun, full week! He had a blast at the cub scout bike rodeo with his new bike on Tuesday. Then he dressed up for Wacky Wednesday at school (all his ideas). And on Thursday we surprised his teacher with a birthday treat for the class. #busyweek#hencethelatergrams

 Missed out on instagram this week while learning a couple of things: a) Ellis looks pretty awesome in disposable sunglasses from the eye doctor, and b) hand-foot-mouth disease is just about as awful as it sounds. #crazyweek #latergrams

 As of yesterday, one of these boys is now 32. The other is 8-and-a-half. Which one is more shocking?#birthdayhalfbirthday #birthdayboys#boringcashbirthday #nopresents

 It was time. #iPhone #happyday 

 Can I just say that the weather was worth celebrating today? #botanicgarden #dreamyplace 

 These boys: I like being around them. #littleexplorers#dipticexperiment #botanicgarden #latergram

 I do believe this may have been Ellis' best year so far. He has learned and grown so much in preschool, and while it's hard to believe he's done, I dare say he is ready for Kindergarten in every way. #montessori#nancyspreschool #bestthingthateverhappenedtoellis

 So Sam is in an anti-people phase right now where he is not amused by anyone except our immediate family. And Ellis is in a phase where he is definitely amused if the person behind the camera says the word "poop."#justaphase #pottytalk #girltrappedinaboyworld

 These two have had a play date nearly every week during their big brothers' preschool time. They used to fight over who got to say the prayer every time. Today they are having the time of their lives running in and out of the house to get water to dump on the plants and bugs. I can't break it to them that this might be their last Sam-Warren play date. #ihateendings #besties @chelsearhall

A rousing game of Ultimate Frisbee at Cub Scout twilight camp. #fromhisview #collectingcottonflurries#muchmoreinteresting #lovemyboy

 A little more Henry's style. #cubscouts #twilightcamp#somethingforeveryone

 Last game of the season for Coach Ben and the red Thunder Hawks. Ben's love for the game has rubbed off on Henry. This week we found out that Henry is considering "pro soccer player" as his second favorite future career option. #soccerguy #andhissoccerboy#coachben

 Some of us felt more awesome than others after the end of the 5K race. Henry's grimace turned to a smile after getting his prize for third place in the kids 8 to 12 division. #ipushedhimhard #afterasoccergame#tigermom #bishopsfunrun

 Just filling out their World Cup brackets! These are our picks for the win: Ben - Brazil, me - England, Henry - Argentina, Ellis - Portugal, Sam - Ecuador. #soccerdad#andhissoccerboys #worldcupmania


 Conclusion: worth it to drive 10 extra minutes for beautiful produce, free popcorn, fresh-squeezed orange juice, and this three-level-two-kid-fire-truck-cart.#marianos #happiness #perfection#especiallycomparedtojewel @rachywmiller

 Last day of 2nd grade with Ms. Kensinger. It has been a great year! Henry's favorite thing he learned was typing. #lastday #rainyandcold#strangewelcomeforsummer


"How do you boys feel about the last day of school?"#lastday #celebration #rainydayicecream