The big boys are back in school! Ellis has started Joy School, and he couldn't be more proud of himself! Henry has started 1st grade and is loving it.
In honor of Back to School week, I bring you the latest quotes from my little men:
In honor of Back to School week, I bring you the latest quotes from my little men:
E: Henry, do you know how to make SQUIRREL ice cream? You take some vanilla ice cream and put it in a bowl, and then take some chocolate ice cream and put it in a bowl, and then mix 'em both together.
H: Are you talking about swirl ice cream?
E: Oh, yeah.
J: I think I must be magic.
E: No, you're not. You're not a boy, or a dad.
E: Anyway, I actually like going potty (totally out of the blue, after a few minutes of quiet pondering).
E: I just don't like girl kids to be on our trampoline . . . because that would just not be impossible.
B: When you are resurrected, you never die again.
E: Oh, YES! I'm gonna be so excited when I get resurrected!!!
E: What do mere-nights come from? (nightmares?)
E: Dad, I think if you were one of Santa's reindeer, you would choose Dixen.
E: Mom, another time about Pablo . . . well, Pablo and Tanner, they were dancing, and while they were dancing, Pablo started to melt . . . and that was a nightmare.
E: Get out of my way, 'cause that's why I said, "excuse me!"
H: What if I'm happy and I don't know it? Then what should I do?
H: Today, my sneezes sounded like car engines, but usually they sound like bombs.
(talking to his friend Ethan)
H: What?!? Your birthday party didn't have a theme?
That's kind of like my dad's birthday when he turned 29. He got a hose that already broke, and a set of those things, I think they were salad grippers?
(FYI: Ben got a very manly set of grilling tools when he turned 29)