Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Our Happy Thanksgiving


This was our second time having Thanksgiving at our own house.  Last time was when we were all moping around sick with Swine Flu, and my visiting teacher brought us two paper plates full of Thanksgiving food.

This time was much happier.  We had a house full of family, good food, and we were all healthy.  It was a dream!

My parents came to town for Thanksgiving.  My awesome cousin Ben and his awesome family agreed to help us fill up our house by driving down from Vermont.  As luck would have it, my Uncle Gerald (Mom's brother) and Aunt June were also visiting them from Utah.  So they all drove down, and we all joined forces and had Thanksgiving together!  I love all of those people so much and feel lucky we all happened to be within driving distance of each other for Thanksgiving this year.  It was just meant to be!

My mom and I spent pretty much all day Wednesday and Thursday in the kitchen.  I can't imagine doing all of that work without her!  I probably should have paid more attention while she was doing the turkey, in case I have to do this myself someday.

The Dave Griffin Cooking Show demonstrates his mad carving skills.

Mom's pretty pomegranate salad!

My pretty rolls!

Uncle Gerald was in charge of the centerpiece.  He took his job seriously and went outside to gather materials.  It turned out to be beautiful!


Here's my cousin Ben Allred.  His wife is named Jen.  They are exactly 10 years older than us and 10 years ahead of us in pretty much everything.  We'll be happy if we can follow in their footsteps and be half as cool as them in 10 years . . . except for the fact that they have 4 boys . . . and we really are still hoping for #4 to be a girl (someday - not an announcement!).

Boys are pretty fun though.  This is Ethan looking guilty for eating the appetizers.

And Taylor, who is famous in Bristol, VT for starring as Don Lockwood, the lead in Singing in the Rain.  We got to see his play the weekend before Thanksgiving, and he was AMAZING!

Ben and Ben's job was to keep everybody's mind off the food with a little pre-Turkey music.


And here we are!  All 14 of us (except for Ben) at the table.  It was fun for me to have such a long table in my house with so many wonderful people gathered around it.  We ate lots of good food, sang songs, played games, and had a marvelous time.

Sunday, December 04, 2011

Recipe for the Perfect Christmas Album 2011

  • First, go to Amazon and buy "The Hotel Café Presents . . . Winter Songs" for $7.99.  
  • Then buy "This Warm December: A Brushfire Holiday Volume 1" for $5.00.  
  • Listen to all the songs and delete the annoying ones (each album has a few, I believe, but SO many of them are awesome).
  • What's remaining should be the crème de la crème.  We tried to be picky with our playlist.  Now shuffle to taste.
  • Voilà!  Enjoy the perfection.  Trust me.  It will be the best $12.99 you spend this December.
Here's our playlist if you want to copy us (see?  An all-star lineup):
  1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Mason Jennings)*
  2. Sleigh Ride (KT Tunstall)
  3. No Christmas For Me (Zee Avi)*
  4. The Christmas Song (Catherine Feeny)
  5. Someday at Christmas (Jack Johnson)*
  6. Auld Lang Syne (Buddy)
  7. All My Bells are Ringing (Lenka)
  8. The Man in the Santa Suit (Neil Halstead)*
  9. Frosty the Snowman (Fiona Apple)
  10. Silent Night (Priscilla Ahn)
  11. Christmas (Rogue Wave)
  12. Mistletoe (Colbie Caillat)
  13. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer (Jack Johnson)
  14. Silent Night (Zach Gill)
  15. The Heartache Can Wait (Brandi Carlile)*
  16. Winter Song (Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michaelson)*
* = listen to samples of these if you need convincing

Need more Christmas music ideas?  Go here to read Ben's Christmas Music Review on his Book List Blog. He reviewed 14 albums in our collection.  There's some good stuff there too!

Saturday, December 03, 2011

9 Month Sam

I can hardly believe this boy is already 9 months.  

He is such a big boy, and he knows it and is proud of it.  He can get pretty much anywhere he wants to go now, using this maneuver:



And check it out: All he wants for Christmas are his two front teeth!  It's kind of funny-looking :)

He also really loves to do this crooked smile where he moves his bottom teeth over to one side.  I think it's pretty cute!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Ramble: Occupy Wall Street and the Hourglass Economy

Well, it looks like Occupy Wall Street (OWS) has pretty much been completely disbanded at this point, but the fact remains that a lot of people are concerned about rich people and the income distribution.  Here are some thoughts on the topic:

First off, what does the data say about income inequality?  Here's a chart from The World Top Incomes Database that shows the share of income held by the top 1% of earners in Australia, Canada, Germany, Japan, and the U.S. since 1915:
The two things you should really take away from this chart are (1) income inequality has been going up over the past 25 years in all of the developed world and (2) the U.S. has one of the most unequal distributions of developed countries.

Now, the first question you should ask yourself when you see data like this is: So what?  Do we really care if there is a more unequal distribution?  My capitalistic self says no, I couldn't care in the least!  (NB: I also have an equitable, behavioral self which does care, but I'm not listening to him right now!)  What I really care about is whether income is rising or falling absolutely, not relatively!  If the top income earners are making a bazillion more dollars, that's just fine with me as long as the middle- and low-income earners are earning more money as well.  And to me, that's the real problem.  Here's a chart of how income has changed over time for different percentiles of the income distribution (from Wikipedia).  Note that these numbers are adjusted for inflation:
As you can see, income has pretty much stagnated completely for those in the low end of the distribution, while it has taken off for those at the high end.  People at the 10th percentile of the income distribution are making no more today than they were 45 years ago!  Even those at the median haven't seen their incomes rise by much at all.

The question is, why is this happening?  Here are three possible theories:

1. Rich people are exploiting poor people by forcing them to take low wages, stealing money from companies by taking huge salaries, twisting the laws in their favor, and relying on government bailouts to back them up.
2. Individuals at the low end of the income distribution have made some major mistakes, and those mistakes are costing them.  Examples might include: buying houses that they can't really afford, failing to invest properly, etc.
3. The economic forces of technological change and globalization are causing the shift.

As with most theories, there is some truth to all of these, I think.  What we need to be careful of is when we become dogmatic about a single one, so that we're blind to the others.  In this case, I think that OWS has focused completely on #1, and has thus ignored the other two.  In my opinion, #3 is mainly to blame for the big changes in income inequality, while points 1 and 2 are only mere footnotes in comparison.  Let me try to de-bunk #1 and #2, and then I'll explain why #3 is the root of it.

Is Wall Street really the reason that the rich are getting richer?  The truth is that most rich people really don't work on Wall Street.  In fact, only about 14% of top income earners are in finance.  That's a significant portion, but not as high as many people probably think.  Executives (CEOs, CFOs, CIOs, etc.) make up close to a third of the 1%, and doctors make up nearly 16%.  Regardless, if you think that rich people are exploiting poor people, you would have to make several arguments:  First, you would have to tell me what changed in the early 1980s to make it possible for them to do this, since that's when we see inequality really start to rise.  Second, you would have to argue that this happened in many developed countries and not just in the U.S., because inequality is rising in a lot countries (as seen in the top graph).  Third, you would have to convince me that the market for top earners is not competitive.  That is, these CEOs and doctors and bankers are all making much more than they're actually worth, and companies for some reason are not able to hire them for less.  Do you think that Goldman Sachs would pay its hedge fund analysts $400k if it could get them for $200k?  Of course not!  Would shareholders and boards of directors pay their CEO 10x more than an equally good CEO?  Definitely not.  Fourth, you would have to show that rich people are somehow forcing poor people to accept low wages.  Why does Wal-Mart pay low wages?  Because people are willing to work for those wages!  If they weren't, Wal-Mart would pay more.  Wal-Mart is not holding a gun to these people's heads and making them work for peanuts.  Anyway, I think that making a strong case that includes all four of those arguments is going to be very tough to put together.  Are there cases in which rich people exploit poor people in some way?  Yes.  Are there enough of them to cause the kind of movements shown in the graphs above?  No.

So much for theory #1.  What about theory #2?  I actually think that this is a very important idea.  I believe that the poor get stuck in a trap whereby they keep making the same mistakes, making it difficult for them to climb the social ladder.  For example, if poor people always choose to play the lottery instead of saving a bit of money each month, at the end of their lives they'll likely find themselves substantially poorer than they otherwise would have been.  You can probably think of many more such examples.  Anyway, while I think this is a real and important issue, I don't know of anything that might have changed in the past 35 years to make the poor even more prone to these kinds of mistakes.  Do you?

What I really think is causing the changes is globalization and improvements in technology.  The basic idea is that technology and cheap foreign labor have made a lot of people who used to be middle-income earners uncompetitive, and so now they are low-income workers.  Let me explain this with a simple example.  Suppose John and Wayne are Pony Express riders in 1860.  They both earn, say, $1 for each message they transport 100 miles.  Let's suppose they can do 3 messages a week, so that they each earn about $150 per year.  The only difference between the two is that John went to school long enough to learn how to read, but Wayne did not.  What happens to the two when the first transcontinental telegraph line is erected in 1861?  Not many are willing to pay the Pony Express to deliver their messages anymore, since the telegraph is so much faster.  Wayne can only find enough work to deliver 2 messages a week, and wages drop to 50 cents per 100 miles.  His annual earnings fall to only $50 per year.  John, on the other hand, finds a job in a telegraph office, since he is one of the few around that can read.  He quickly learns Morse Code and is able to transmit messages.  Let's just suppose that the price of telegraph messages is the same as Pony Express--50 cents per 100 miles.  If the average message travels 200 miles, and if John can send just 2 messages a day, he earns $500 per year!

Do you see how the technological change also caused a shift in the income distribution?  It caused the income of well-educated John to rise dramatically, while uneducated Wayne's wages fell off a cliff.  I believe that this is essentially what has happened in our economy over the past 40-50 years or so.  We've seen incredible technological improvements.  Those who are replaced by the technology are much worse off because of it, but those who use the technology are much better off.  The difference is in how equipped we are to use the new technology that is developed.

Globalization has a very similar effect, except in this case there is a flood of cheap labor instead of new technology.  For example, if the only thing I'm good at is data entry, I'm in big trouble when my job gets outsourced to India.  But if I've been doing a lot of data entry as a part of my job as an accountant, I'm thrilled when I can send that work to India because I means I can focus on actually producing financial reports, which is what I really get paid for.

I'm a huge fan of technological progress and globalization.  I firmly believe that in the long run both of these things are good for everyone, and I really mean that.  But, we need to recognize that the transition periods can be very painful for those who are displaced.  Our problem in the U.S., and really across the developed world, is that we have not educated our workforce so that they can take advantage of globalization and technological progress.  The problem is not globalization or new inventions, it's education!  40 years ago, a high-school educated person could make a comfortable middle-class wage by working in a manufacturing factory.  Now, that person is competing against China, India, Singapore, Brazil, and robots, and that person is losing badly.  What we need are retraining programs, and changes to our educational system that allow us to keep apace with technology and globalization.

To sum up:  I can sympathize with OWS, but I think they're pretty misguided in their focus on the 1%.  Rich people are not to blame for the changes in income inequality!  The real problem is that we have not kept up with the world around us, and as a result many are getting left behind.  The key will be to fight the right battle.  Fighting the rich is not going to help.  You can't fight globalization or technological progress, because you'll lose, and you'll be shooting yourself in the foot in the process.  And don't even get me started about fighting big corporations.  No, the right battle to fight is the education battle.  That's where we have to focus our angst, effort, and hopes.

What do you think?  Is education really the problem?  If so, how can we fix it?  Let me know in the comments.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Quidditch World Cup

Yes, my friends, you read that title correctly.  Not only is Muggle Quidditch now an official sport, but it is a big enough sport to have a World Cup -- an event in New York last weekend where 100 teams competed for the championship.  

Now you're probably asking yourself, "Who do I know that might possibly be cool enough to attend such a historic event?"

You're looking at us!  Of course we went!  What else would we do for our anniversary weekend?

Maybe stay in a little bed and breakfast in a charming Connecticut town?  Okay, so we did that too.  JoDee and Brandon watched our big boys while we stayed in Ridgefield and then headed down to Randall's Island for the World Cup.  

Excitement was palpable as we entered Ichan Stadium and saw all the teams, college kids, families, and crazy people, all joining together for one purpose -- to make a once-fictional sport come to life.  And to watch some people do really really ridiculous things.

There were 9 different pitches with Quidditch matches being played at all times.  We bought a day pass and just wandered around to different matches and watched a bunch of different teams.  We supported Harvard, Boston University, University of Utah, and the "Jet Pack Ninja Dinosaurs."  No kidding.

You can check out the IQA website to see the official rule book, if you want all the details.  I'll try to give a condensed version.

First of all, all players have to run around with a broomstick between their legs.  They have to hold it in place with their hands or legs -- no cheater broom-holding contraptions!

The Beaters try to hit their opposing team with Bludgers (the yellow dodge balls).  If a player is hit with a Bludger, they are temporarily "knocked off their brooms" and are removed from play until they return to their own side's goal hoops (BTW: this is University of Utah vs. Kansas).  

The Chasers try to throw the Quaffle (the red and white volleyball) through the hoops to score points (10 points per goal).

And of course, the Seekers try to capture the Golden Snitch.  The Snitch is a tennis ball inside a yellow sock, dangling out of the back of the Snitch Runner's shorts.  The Snitch Runner can leave the pitch for a good portion of the match and reappear at random.  They can also do pretty much anything (ride a bike, spray silly string, do cartwheels, physically manhandle the seekers) to disrupt the match and distract players.  When one of the Seekers finally snatches the Snitch, their team gets 30 points and the match is over.  

With all of that going on, it turns out that Quidditch is a REALLY fun sport to watch.  There's always something crazy going on.  The teams we watched were enthusiastic and really into their game.

And the announcers were from some improv comedy group in NYC, so even when nothing was happening in the match, there was something funny to listen to.  This match was UCLA vs. Yale.  The announcers pretty much just joked the whole time about how rich and smart the Yale kids are.  "Well, I have no idea who's going to win this match, but I do know that the Yale players are all going to end up with really high-paying jobs by the time they graduate!"


In addition to the games, there was a lot of Potter-mania going on.  My favorite thing was when we were driving into the stadium and saw a car with this bumper sticker:
I just about jumped out of my seat for the excitement over all of the crazy Potter-obsessed people we were about to see!

This guy was just wandering around giving autographs and getting his picture taken.

Mrs. Weasley just couldn't help but show up.

Not sure exactly who this was supposed to be.

I think we spotted some Death Eaters among the fans.


At the stadium, they had a few of the Harry Potter "Wrock" bands playing live music (there are now over 750 bands dedicated to HP, including the famous "Harry and the Potters," "Are You Sirius?," "Hungry, Hungry Hippogriffs," and "The Death Eaters").


This was the "Womping Willows."


I have no idea where they found this car, but it looks exactly like the flying car from the film.

This was the teams-only section where they had tents set up -- reminded me of the Quidditch World Cup from the HP books and all the people camping out!
There were a bunch of tents in the main area with people selling HP merchandise: brooms, wands, capes, scarves, ties, chocolate frogs, Bertie Botts' every-flavor beans, etc.

One major oversight was that the IQA didn't anticipate the large crowd they would get, and they only had TWO food vendors for the entire event.  And each vendor only had one cash register.  We waited in line for 90 minutes for a hot dog!  Unfortunately, we saw this guy a few minutes too late.  He was wandering around selling peanut butter and honey sandwiches and had about 20 people lined up to buy one when we saw him.  Genius!

Sam was the ONLY baby we saw the entire day.  He got a lot of attention for his Gryffindor tie.

And when we let him roll around on the grass like a little puppy, we got a lot of crazy looks from people who either couldn't figure out what sort of creature he was, or people who thought we were inadequate parents for putting our child on the ground.  I guess we all have our own brand of crazy, right?  I personally think he makes a pretty cute (blue) puppy.

By late afternoon, Sam finally gave up and just fell asleep in our arms.  That was our cue to drive back to JoDee's, where we left Sam and had a dinner-and-movie date all by ourselves.
A perfect anniversary, if you ask me!

Happy Iverson Day!

Happy Iverson Day, everybody!  Can you believe it's been 8 years since our family was started?  It's hard for us to believe, but I guess when you look at this picture and see how much we've grown in 8 years, it makes sense.  Wow, look how many of us there are!  And it just started with little Jenn & Ben falling in love . . .

Ben made these apple cinnamon Iverson pancakes for our dinner.  We're kind of into pancakes right now, since our whole family eats them :)

We had our pancakes (+ omelets, raspberry-yogurt parfaits, and sparkling grape juice) by candlelight.  Then we watched the wedding video, looked at photo albums, and talked about our favorite things about being an Iverson.  The boys also got to open an Iverson Day present (a new Christmas DVD)!  It was a pretty fun night.

More on our anniversary in the next post!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Our Little Kicker



"GOAL!"  Henry just completed his first season of "Little Kickers" soccer.  He absolutely loved it and has declared soccer to be his favorite sport!  He really enjoyed his coaches, who were imported from England so we could pay extra for their cool British accents.  Because everyone knows that having a British accent means you are a "football" expert!

Ben said Henry really improved his skills this season and has developed into quite the little soccer player.  He couldn't have been more proud on the last day when he came home with this medal.  Who cares that every kid in the league gets a medal?  It is definitely something to be proud of!  As soon as he got home, Henry said dreamily, "Let's take a picture of me wearing this medal so I can remember this day forever!"


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Rule #294: We Reward Ingenuity



Life is too short to not ever get to try having Nerds in your Cheerios for breakfast.



Kid tested, Mother approved (just this once!).