Sunday, September 30, 2012

Ben's Instagram July - Sept. 2012

Came home from work today to find this on our fridge. Not sure what goes on around here while I'm gone.

Luau or prison? Depends on who you ask. (Alternate caption: don't trust Ellis to be nice to Sam.)

My view as Ellis says to me, "Dad, I'm gonna sacrifice you!"

32 possible flavors, but you can't beat plain vanilla.

Why sleep on the pillow-top bed when there's this nice, comfy wood floor right next to it?

Watch out world, we've got a 4 year old on our hands. Happy B-day Ellis!


St George temple on our way to the airport. Our Bishop had to call and convince them that Jenn was worthy. Need to add recommends to the packing list!

Turned around from washing the dishes to find that Ellis had taken off his shirt and was dancing to the music, watching his reflection in the window. Yeah, he's got some moves.

Tooth number 7 fell out tonight! Hope the Tooth Fairy has deep pockets...

Q: How many handfuls of mud does it take to realize that mud doesn't taste good? A: more than 8.

The boys are pretty enthusiastic about conducting the music during FHE. Or, as Ellis called it tonight, "Robin home evening."

Ben and Jenn's Red Rock Adventure

Look at us!  On an airplane ALL BY OURSELVES!!!
We hardly knew what to do with ourselves, as you can see.

Where were we headed?  Does it really matter?  We were alone - just the two of us!  Free as birds!  And someone else was paying for it!

This is where we stayed.  Cable Mountain Lodge, right outside Zion National Park in southern Utah.

BYU invited us to a finance conference they were hosting.  We were really proud of them for putting on such a lovely event . . . and we were glad they decided to invite us!  For the conference, Ben went to seminars from 8-12 (while I sat in the hotel room ALL BY MYSELF), and then the rest of the day was reserved for adventures!  

BYU provided all of the meals, and the food was phenomenal!  It was fun to meet all of the BYU finance people (+ many wives), as well as the finance professors and "partners" from other universities who attended the conference.  

I enjoyed this dinner with the red bandanna napkins and the bluegrass band.

Audience members got to help with the music.  I gotta have more cowbell!

Many virgin daiquiris were served.  And in case you were wondering, wine was also available -- for those who have not yet embraced the honor code.

And now, for the adventures!

All harnessed up for canyoneering!

slot canyons

On the brink of dropping to my death, or so I thought.

Going straight down -- I was pretty freaked out by the idea of falling straight backward.

Ben, making it look easy


On Belay!

Squeezing through some slot canyons




Hiking in the Narrows

So beautiful - and the water was so refreshing


See our cool water shoes and neoprene socks?

We needed them for most of the hike - it was slippery!

Angels Landing hike.  This sign kind of freaked me out.  I imagined myself plummeting to my death many times during the hike.

But the views were spectacular.


Toward the top, these chains were the only thing keeping us from slipping into oblivion. 

And see that peak behind me?  That is Angels Landing.  We didn't quite make it to the top.  We decided that we wanted to make it home alive!  I seriously thought we were going to die.  So glad we didn't!

Because we had these boys to return to!  They were waiting for us at JoDee's house in CT.  A HUGE thank you to JoDee and Brandon for being the parents of five kids 6 and under!  The boys had a great time (and Sam survived without too many tears).

Apparently Henry and Olivia really bonded.

BFFs forever!  Henry made sure to tell her that he hasn't yet decided who he is going to marry.  There are at least 5 girls who have asked to be on the list!

The Ramble: Which candidate would be best for the economy?



The content of this post probably doesn't matter.  As of this instant, there is a 78.5% chance that Obama's going to win the election.  Unless something really major happens between now and November 6th, I think we're going to get Obama for 4 more years.

This is where I start to get off-topic and talk about how the president can affect the economy.  You can skip this part if you don't want to read a long post, and pick up again farther down...

To that, I say, "meh."  (O-ba-"meh", to be precise).  I think that I'll probably vote for Romney, but I'm not really heavily in the Romney camp.  I think it would be really interesting to put a real business man in office and see what he can (or can't) accomplish.  Being President is a lot different from being CEO, and I really have no idea how effective Romney might have been as President.  I do know that Romney enjoyed pretty high approval ratings in Massachusetts as governor, which is impressive considering how liberal a state this is.  If I do vote for Romney, it will be a vote for the Romney who ran Bain Capital, was a center-right governor of Massachusetts, and managed the SLC Olympics.  I haven't been much of a fan of Romney the presidential candidate, to be honest.  He's had to pander so far to the right that it's kind of disturbing.

At any rate, I've stated before my belief that the President doesn't really affect the economy all that much, so what does it matter who wins?  Well, I think that I need to clarify my stand just a bit.  What I really mean to say is that the President can't effect the economy much in the short run.  In this context, I'm talking about something like 3-5 years or so.  At longer horizons, though, the president can certainly have huge effects.  In particular, the president's stance on education, immigration, trade, taxes, and subsidies all can feed through in important ways into the economy.  Why does it take so long?  Like I said in my last ramble, the U.S. economy is like a huge ship with momentum going in one direction.  Pushing it in another way takes time.  People resist change.  Wages are sticky.  Prices are sticky.  It takes time to change infrastructure to optimally adjust to new laws.  Etc. etc. etc.  To give you some reference, think about the Federal Reserve, which intervenes in capital markets to set interest rates in order to control inflation.  The Fed literally has direct access to the markets--no red tape gets in the way at all.  Further, the markets the Fed deals with are highly sophisticated and respond within fractions of a second to anything it does.  But, the best evidence that I've read suggests that anything that the Federal Reserve does takes about 6 months to start to affect inflation.  That's at the earliest.  Now think of the poor President.  He (or she, someday) gets elected, and then must begin to create some policies.  Those policies have to be negotiated with a huge set of congresspeople from multiple states and parties.  After several months, at best, those policies finally become law.  Now, other sets of people then have to figure out how to actually implement them.  And only then can the economy really start to respond, and it will only respond sluggishly at best.  With most things that a President can influence, it's going to take a couple of years at least before anything starts to react at all, and several more years after that before the full effect might be known.

So, you can't really blame Carter for the recessions of the early 1980s (it was Volcker), nor can you blame Reagan for the relatively good times we enjoyed during his tenure (that was more the natural rebound after Volcker stamped out stagflation).  Bill Clinton sometimes gets praised for the well-functioning economy of the late 1990's.  We had good growth then, but Clinton didn't really cause it.  They were more driven by quick growth in telecommunications (maybe too quick--see the dot com bust in 2000), and relatively good times worldwide.  I will give Clinton credit for instituting NAFTA and for balancing the budget, both of which helped out, but they're not the main drivers.

Anyway, you see my point, hopefully.  This is why I think it's a shame that (a) a President only gets 4 years in office and (b) we judge him heavily based on how the economy does during those four years.

This is where I get back on topic more directly....

Okay, I'm rambling a bit (but this is the Ramble, remember!).  To get to the point: would Romney or Obama be better for the economy?  This is my assessment based only on the economy.  I'm going to try to be completely amoral (not immoral, though) as I go through this--to the extent possible I'm going to try to avoid value judgments, and the only basis for judgment is what is best for the economy as a whole.  Now, I'm also going to be lazy here and not provide a ton of links to back up what I say.  If you want specific links, please let me know and I'll happily look them up for you.  I just don't have time to exhaustively gather up all of the research while I write this.  Okay, here goes:

- Education.  My pick: Romney.  Why:  Obama has criticized Romney for saying that class size doesn't matter.  Well, as it turns out, class size doesn't matter.  At least the best academic literature out there doesn't find any effect of smaller class sizes on student performance.  What does matter? Teacher quality.  If you want your kids to get a good education, hire exceptional teachers.  And to have exceptional teachers, we have to make it easier to fire the bad ones, and we have to pay the good ones more money.  This is something that Romney is more specifically for than Obama.  Also, Romney is quite supportive of voucher programs, which do have some evidence of being effective at improving education.  As for Obama, I like his "Race to the Top" idea.  I hope he keeps that program running.  But overall, I like Romney's plans better here.

- Taxes.  My pick: Romney.  Why: I think that we need lower taxes for corporations, and Romney's in favor of that.  Romney is famous for saying that "corporations are people."  That quote was taken completely out of context, but if you take it in the true sense that Romney was using it, it's quite true.  You can't tax a corporation.  You can only tax people through corporations.  If you tax a corporation, that business will have to lower the wages of its workers, increase prices on its products, reduce investment in the company, and/or reduce dividends to its shareholders.  In other words, the tax gets fed through to people one way or another.  But, by taxing firms at high rates, we encourage firms to relocate elsewhere in order to avoid those taxes, which is the last thing we want.  Much better to tax people directly (in my ideal world, via a consumption tax) than to do it through corporations.  That being said, I'm just fine with letting the Bush tax cuts expire for high-income individuals, so I'm with Obama on that one.

- Immigration.  My pick: Obama.  Why:  Immigrants want to move here because there are greater economic opportunities here.  They want to work.  They are either going to (a) do jobs that people who are already here aren't willing to do; (b) do a better job than people that are already here are doing; (c) create new jobs; or (d) go back home if they can't find work.  (a), (b), and (c) are all good for the economy.  Especially (c), and there is plenty of evidence that immigrants create lots of jobs.  I don't see why people are so intent on keeping people out of the U.S.  As long they'll keep the rules and pay taxes, why not?

- Financial Regulation.  My pick: Romney.  Why:  Despite the financial crisis, I'm still a pretty firm believer that less regulation is usually better.  I'm not convinced that the Wall Street reform that Obama passed is a good idea at all, nor am I convinced that it will actually do anything to prevent a future crisis.  I'm pretty sure that most economists agree with me on this one, by the way.

- Trade.  My pick: Romney.  Why: Barriers to trade such as tariffs, embargoes, or subsidies can only hurt the U.S. economy.  Here's an example: Guatemala is really, really good at producing sugar.  It's pretty much a greenhouse there, so sugar cane grows like crazy.  They also have lots of really cheap labor there to process the sugar cane.  For some crazy reason, we subsidize sugar beet farms in Idaho and sugar cane farms in Florida, and impose tariffs on sugar that is imported from places like Guatemala.  What does that do?  It raises sugar prices in the U.S.  It uses our tax money to pay off sugar producers in the U.S. instead of, say, paying teachers a higher salary.  It means that people in the U.S. are employed in the sugar industry when they could be working in other, more efficient industries.  It encourages candy-makers to relocate to Guatemala where the sugar is a third of the price, so we lose jobs in the U.S.  And, it kills jobs in Guatemala because they can't sell their sugar with the high tariffs we impose on them.  It's kind of a lose-lose-lose-lose-lose situation.  Obama has consistently threatened trade barriers against other countries (notably, China), and has threatened tax increases on U.S. firms that move jobs abroad (which is just a back-door trade barrier).  Romney has also threatened trade sanctions against China (a dumb idea), but other than that appears more free-trade oriented than Obama to me.

- Welfare.  My pick: Toss-up.  Why: I tend to believe that a lot of people are poor due to a combination of a lack of good education and bad luck.  True, lots of them make poor choices as well, but by and large people are poor because they haven't had the same opportunities as others have had.  That's my view, anyway.  In that respect, I believe we need to help these people, and I'm happy to pay higher taxes to do so.  So, that puts me more in Obama's camp.  That being said, I'm not a huge fan of the current system that the government has of helping poor households.  In particular, food stamps and unemployment insurance have terrible incentive structures, and I believe strongly that people respond to incentives.  So, I guess I would say that I'm in favor of income redistribution, but I'd like to see it done differently.  Neither candidate strikes me as being strong here.

I could go on to a few other points, but I'm running out of steam, and that means that you probably are, too.  At any rate, you can see that that puts me pretty squarely in the Romney camp with regards to the economy.  I'm not alone in that.  In fact, here is a list of 657 economists who are for Romney, including 6 Nobel laureates.  I don't believe there is a similar website for Obama.  By and large, what we know about economics just lines up better with Republican ideals, or, at least libertarian ideals.  Not that it matters.  Obama's got it in the bag.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Back to School Funnies

The big boys are back in school!  Ellis has started Joy School, and he couldn't be more proud of himself!  Henry has started 1st grade and is loving it.

In honor of Back to School week, I bring you the latest quotes from my little men:


E: Henry, do you know how to make SQUIRREL ice cream?  You take some vanilla ice cream and put it in a bowl, and then take some chocolate ice cream and put it in a bowl, and then mix 'em both together.
H: Are you talking about swirl ice cream?
E: Oh, yeah.

J: I think I must be magic.
E: No, you're not.  You're not a boy, or a dad.

E: Anyway, I actually like going potty (totally out of the blue, after a few minutes of quiet pondering).

E: I just don't like girl kids to be on our trampoline . . . because that would just not be impossible.

B: When you are resurrected, you never die again.
E: Oh, YES!  I'm gonna be so excited when I get resurrected!!!

E: What do mere-nights come from? (nightmares?)

E: Dad, I think if you were one of Santa's reindeer, you would choose Dixen.

E: Mom, another time about Pablo . . . well, Pablo and Tanner, they were dancing, and while they were dancing, Pablo started to melt . . . and that was a nightmare.

E: Get out of my way, 'cause that's why I said, "excuse me!"


H: What if I'm happy and I don't know it?  Then what should I do?

H: Today, my sneezes sounded like car engines, but usually they sound like bombs.

(talking to his friend Ethan)
H: What?!?  Your birthday party didn't have a theme?  
That's kind of like my dad's birthday when he turned 29.  He got a hose that already broke, and a set of those things, I think they were salad grippers?
(FYI: Ben got a very manly set of grilling tools when he turned 29)

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sam at 18 Months

At 18 months, Sam is pretty much the most delightful part of my life right now.  This is what he's up to lately:

1. Picking up clothes, toys, shoes, whatever, and scattering them all around the house

2. Identifying what belongs to whom in our house.  He'll pick up any clothing item and will say "Heh," "Elli," "Mom," or "Dada" to identify whose item it is.  He's really accurate too - I would say better than Ben at identifying whose clothes belong to each boy!  He does the same thing with toys, books, etc.  He loves to tell me whose they are.

3. Reading books!  He loves to pick up books and read them, on his own or on my lap.

4. He has jumped on the bandwagon and loves to talk about "guys."  He'll look through Ellis' artist, President, and Conference books and say "Guy!  Guy!  Guy!  Girl!" as he turns pages.

Ellis and Henry are trying to teach him the names of the "guys," so he can say some of them, like "Dali" and "Hall" (Warhol).


He has some pretty good mentors.

5. He also puts up with a lot from his brothers!  On this day, Henry and Ellis locked him into this high chair and he couldn't get out.  It took me a few minutes to notice and come set him free!

6. He likes to run around the house with this sword (or any other weapon-like item) and say, "Shot!  Shot!" while hitting people softly.  I seriously have no idea where he learned this.  Okay, I have an idea . . . but it wasn't me.

7. He LOVES treats, especially ice cream.  We have learned that we can't even say the word(s) ice cream unless we are planning on serving it that very minute.  If we so much as talk about the ice cream truck, Sam instantly needs a cone, and he will not stop saying "Ah-keem, Ah-keem, Ah-keem" until he has one in his hand.

Seriously, though, who can resist this sweet little guy?  I'm loving him so much!