Monday, March 31, 2014

Ben's Instagram Jan. - Mar. 2014

Thankful for neighbors with snowblowers who did our walks for us without asking while we were gone. I only had to do around our garage and my arms and back are done.

Sometimes, if you've been cooped up in a hotel for 3 days, and forced to ride in a car for over 700 miles in below zero weather, the only thing to do is color on your legs and all over the back seat. It can't be helped.

Watch out for The Chomper! #pinewoodderby #camoshark

This picture is a direct response to @autumniverson 's picture of swimming in Tucson in January. Current wind chill is -18. There's a road out there somewhere... #seriously

World's leading expert on enjoying an ice cream cone to the utmost.

I bought a nice new coat to prepare for the Chicago winter with my Citibank credit card. A couple weeks later Citibank emailed me saying that they had found a better price at another retailer and that they wanted to pay me the difference. I said yes. #truestory

Goodbye, gargantuan CRT TV. You had a good run.

Hello new LED TV. Thanks for getting here just in time for the Olympics!

Jenn and Henry ready to tackle the slopes! #firsttimeforboth #thatsthebiggesthillhere #missingutah

We got Ellis out on the snow today, too. He doesn't know how to stop yet, but he knows how to go fast and that's all he cares about. :-)

Poor Olaf swooned in the blistering 40 degree afternoon. #saveolaf#insummer

We saved him. And added a mustache. And the eyebrows. #olaf

Why do dental instruments all look like they were designed to torture secret agents?

Any city that says "Picadilly Circus" and "Bakerloo" regularly with a straight face is one worth spending time in. #london #econconference #ireallylikeithere

The boys were wondering if it's falling down. Looking pretty sturdy today. #london #econconference

Had to include a pic of my namesake. And, I should mention that the weather was beautiful today. #london #econconference #overgram

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Overheard . . . the long "catching up" edition



H: "Once I've read one encyclopedia so much that I've got it memorized, I read another encyclopedia that I haven't read in a while."

E: Henry, how many people are at your school?
H: I think...400?
E: Okay, I got it.  Next time we go to your school, we gotta see EVERYBODY, and YOU gotta count 'em!



E: "Mom, I think Joe [the crossing guard] died because he was so old . . . or was it because he drank hand sanitizer?  I think maybe because he was so old."

E: "Mom, why is Sloane a bad singer, even though she already got baptized?"

E: "Why is Isaac still mean, even though he is already baptized?"

E: "I hope Satan repents, so he can come to Primary."

E: "Dominic said he has actually defeated Darth Vader before.  I always thought Star Wars guys were just pretend, but I guess they are real."

E: "I think Charles Ives is hot.  I think Mikhail Gorbachev is hot, and Gonzo is hot."

E (While singing Newsies songs): "I'm gonna be Specks" (one of the Newsies characters).
(5 minutes later) "I like this song.  I'm not gonna be Specks.  I'm just gonna be every guy."




S: "I wanna do lego dot com!"  (he actually wanted to play with the Lego guys)

J: And Nephi saw Jesus . . .
S: I saw Jesus too!"
J: You did?  When did you see Jesus?
S: In Chicago.
(For a while, he was saying that EVERYTHING happened "in Chicago."

S: "I wanna hold you in the book" (I want you to hold me while you read to me)

S: "I want my drink of milk BIGGA!  Make it BIGGA!"  (fill it up)
(This has evolved to Sam just holding out his sippy cup, grunting, and saying "BIG!"  or "Drinka Milk BIG!")

S: "Mom, I don't want to brink my drinka milk.  I'll stay it home."

S: "I don't want to wear shoes . . . or socks.  I'll wear just my feet."

S: "Mom, my extra job is going to my birthday party . . . with my jammies on."
(this is when he thought it was going to be his birthday party pretty much every day)

S: "No, I no like pointment!" (the word he used for "ointment" that we had to put on his diaper rash.  Every time we changed him, he would yell, "No cream!  No pointment!  No sour cream!  And NO baby powda!")

B: You forgot to eat your noodles, Sam.
S: I don't like noodles.  Noodles taste . . . not like cake.  And I like cake . . . and cupcakes."

S: "I'm thankful for sprinkles with cupcakes on top of it!"

S: "Mom, is me gonna have a nap today?  I just want to be happy (i.e. stay awake)."



Sunday, March 09, 2014

Sam Turns Three!

It's hard to believe that my little angel baby (that was just barely born, I swear) is three years old.  So far, I have never had a three-year-old without also having another, smaller baby.  So Sam still gets to be my baby, and I think he enjoys that at least some of the time.  Mostly, though, he is just SO proud to be getting bigger.

On the day of his birthday, Sam asked, "Mom, when is me gonna be big?"  I asked what he meant by "big," and he said "5" was pretty big.  So I explained how many more birthdays he had until he would be five like Ellis.  Then he asked, "When me is big, who is gonna be little?"  This launched a great conversation between Ellis and Sam about how we are probably going to have a new baby soon, now that Sam is three, and when that baby gets big, we will have a new baby who will be little, and the process will continue . . . forever and ever.  Ah, if only it were that simple!

Sam has been planning his birthday ever since Ellis' birthday last September.  Seriously.  Probably at least 4-5 times a week between September and now, he has told me something that we were going to do for his birthday party.  With some careful prodding, he (thankfully) settled on the idea of having a Wizard of Oz party.  I was thrilled, because it meant that I could pretty much recycle the school/PTA party and have Sam's party ready to go! 

Of course, we had to make new cupcakes (although the leftover frosting from the school party was frozen and ready to use). 

 Sam and Ellis helped to fill goody bags with all the leftover treats from the school party.



We had frozen the cookies and yellow bricks, so they were still pretty fresh.  I don't think anyone complained about having leftovers in their goody bags.  

And voila!  The recycled party was ready! 

 Mini versions of the cupcakes were perfect for our crowd.


 Sam with his blue Kool-Aid mustache

 Our house accidentally landed on the wicked witch as the party was beginning!

 The kids had a tornado spinning contest.


 and a Munchkin race!

 Sam was very proud to find out that he would be the leader of the next game:

 "Follow the Yellow Vest Sam!"

 Everyone got to help melt the ice witch in the kitchen sink (can you tell we came up with the activities at 10:00 the night before?).

 Wishes for my sweet boy.

I wish I could explain how much I completely adore this boy . . . just as much as I did the day he was born, three years ago.  He has honestly been an absolute gift, filling me with unspeakable joy every single day.



Thursday, March 06, 2014

Your Personal Penguin

The boys made this music video for their cousin Morgan, based on their shared love for penguins.  I thought it was too cute not to share with everyone!  We can't get enough of this song, which is written by Sandra Boynton for one of her books and performed by Davey Jones of the Monkees.  Enjoy!



Your Personal Penguin from Ben and Jenn on Vimeo.

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

The Ramble: Should we raise the minimum wage?

The current federal minimum wage is $7.25.  A person working 40 hours per week on that wage would earn $14,500 per year, which actually puts them above the official U.S. poverty line for a 1-person household.  But still, that's a pretty paltry amount for a full year's work, and Obama has made it a central goal this year to raise that minimum wage level.  In fact, a couple of weeks ago he signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for federal contract workers to $10.10 per hour--a whopping 40% raise for these workers!

But should we raise the minimum wage?  How much would it help?  Who would it help?  And, how much would it cost?

The Econ 101 Story

Economics 101 says that price controls always cause what economists call deadweight loss--they destroy economic value.  Minimum wages could do this in the following way: Suppose that there is a worker, Bill, who can produce $8 of value per hour for a company.  Suppose also that Bill knows that he is worth $8 an hour, so he is willing to work for nothing less.  Luckily, the company is just willing to hire him at this wage, so he gets hired and takes home $16,000 in pay per year.  To liven up the example, let's say he works for Wal-Mart, a company that took in $16 billion in profits last year.

It's easy to look at this and say, "Wal-Mart so much money!  Bill worked hard!  He deserves more!"

But, what would happen if we raised the minimum wage to $10.10, as Obama proposes?  Bill would lose his job, because he only creates $8 of value for Wal-Mart per hour.  If Wal-Mart continued to employ Bill, they would lose $2.10 every hour that he spent at work!  Wal-Mart actually has a legal obligation not to employ Bill at $10.10, since they have a fiduciary duty to create as much value for their shareholders as possible.  Hiring Bill is essentially stealing $2.10 from shareholders for every hour that Bill works.

Here's a nice picture of the effect:


The deadweight loss comes from the fact that Bill is now unemployed, and Wal-Mart will not hire someone to replace him.  The economy as a whole shrinks as a result.

That's the Econ 101 story, and it would prescribe that we shouldn't have a minimum wage at all, because it hurts everyone involved.

The Econ 201 Story

But here's the Econ 201 story: What if an employer has some kind of market power?  Let's modify my example above a bit: What if there are 1,000 people identical to Bill out there, and the only company they can work for is Wal-Mart?  In this case, Bill knows that he creates $8 of value for Wal-Mart, but he can't insist on getting $8 per hour because there are 999 other unemployed Bills out there who would happily take his job for $7.99 per hour.  And, if Bill loses his job he can't get hired elsewhere, and earning $7.99 an hour is better than getting nothing, right?

Of course, if you follow this logic, you can see that Bill will end up working for something far less than $7.99, because of course all of those other workers are willing to work for something a lot lower than $7.99.  His wage will end up getting pushed much lower because Wal-Mart has all of the bargaining power, since they're a monopsonist--the only place where people can work.

But, if there is a minimum wage, Bill knows that at least his wage won't fall below $7.25.  In this way, the minimum wage takes away some of Wal-Mart's power, and saves Bill by putting a floor on his wage.  In this way, the minimum wage is actually value-creating, because Wal-Mart will end up hiring Bill for $7.25, and for some other reasons (that aren't really necessary for me to cover here) it will also be more willing to hire some of Bill's friends as well. 

Of course, if the minimum wage is raised to $10.10, Bill will still lose his job, because he only creates $8 of value per hour.  But, now imagine that there is also a worker named Sally who works at Wal-Mart.  She creates $10.25 of value per hour, but has been getting paid far less than that because Wal-Mart has market power.  Raising the minimum wage is great for Sally, because she'll earn far more and it takes away Wal-Mart's ability to underpay her.  So, at the end of the day, when we raise the minimum wage it hurts Bill, and helps Sally.  Whether the overall effect is positive or negative is hard to pin down--and it depends on how many Bills and how many Sallys are in the economy, and what their options might be should they lose their jobs.

How many Bills and how many Sallys are there?

So, if you want to make an argument for raising the minimum wage, you have to argue that there are a lot of employers out there that are monopsonists who are underpaying their workers, and that there are a lot more Sallys out there who are getting severely underpaid than there are Bills who would end up losing their jobs with a minimum wage increase.

And that's why the minimum wage issue is thorny.  Obama can say things like, "We are a nation that believes in rewarding honest work with honest wages," but the implicit argument he is making is that there are a lot of employers who are not paying their workers "honest wages."  Is that really the case?  I don't know, but to me it certainly doesn't seem like there are too many companies out there that have complete market power over workers.

A recent report by the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) tried to put some numbers on this.  Under a scenario in which the federal minimum wage was increased to $10.10, they estimate that:

  • 500,000 people would lose their jobs (these are the Bills in my example above).  Keep in mind that this is an estimate and that it could easily be as many as a million, or as few as zero.
  • 16.5 million people would see their wages increase (these are the Sallys in my example above)
  • On net, 900,000 people would see their incomes rise above the poverty line
So, clearly a lot more people would see their wages increase that would lose their jobs.  On net, then, would this be good?  Should we do it?

Why I'm against raising the minimum wage

I say no, and there's three main reasons why:

  1. Losing your job is much more painful than getting paid a bit less than you actually should.  While 16.5 million people would see their incomes rise, for most their income isn't going to go up by much, and at the same time you're going to have half a million people drop all the way to zero.  I think it's especially important to think about what Bill might do when he loses his job.  Remember that he was already the low-productivity worker, even compared with Sally.  The people that will lose their jobs are precisely the most vulnerable--those with the lowest skills, and the least chance at finding an alternative profession where they can get hired.  Sally, remember, is worth at least $10.10 per hour, and is much more likely to be able to switch jobs than Bill because she has some abilities that increase her productivity and probably make her more marketable.
  2. Raising the minimum wage is poorly targeted to help the poor.  A recent paper shows that only 11.3% of workers who would see their wages increase due to a minimum wage hike live in poor households.  Meanwhile, 63% of those that would see their income rise are second or third earners living in households with incomes at least three times above the poverty line.  So, yes, we would see 16.5 million people have higher incomes, but most of those people are already living in households that aren't poor.
  3. It will cause deadweight loss.  Not only is raising the minimum wage poorly targeted to help the poor, but raising it will slow growth in the economy, which also disproportionately hurts the poor.  Put differently, this isn't just a transfer from employers to employees as they have to pay more wages, but actual value is just lost when the minimum wage rises.  This effect isn't captured in the CBO estimates above, but some recent evidence suggests that in the long run rises in the minimum wage slow job growth significantly.
I'm all in favor of helping the poor, but raising the minimum wage just isn't the best way to do it.  Why don't we focus our efforts on re-vamping the food stamps program, or creating a more effective way for unemployed people to get re-training?  Or, in training people better in the first place?

Sunday, March 02, 2014

Sam's Birthday Video

For you hard-core Sam-o fans, here is the video you have been waiting for!  It covers the best video footage we have of him from the past year.  It's amazing how much he has grown!

If you have seven minutes to spend adoring one of the sweetest boys in the history of the world, then you are in for a treat.  If you have only a few minutes, skip ahead to 4:35 to see his to-die-for cuteness as he sings songs from Annie, which is the recent craze at our house.

Enjoy watching my baby who is now a "big boy!"



Sam 2 to 3 from Ben and Jenn on Vimeo.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Latergrams: The Dead of Winter

 One boy is more excited than the other about the matching coats.  #brotherstuff

 9:15pm.  Henry is showing me moves like "crab walk off the table" and other specialty crab walks.  I am dead tired.  I ask him where he gets his energy. He responds, "Mom, you have NO idea what it's like to be locked up at school all day."  #hespeaksthetruth

 No big deal, just water particles from my breath freezing on my scarf in a matter of seconds.  #midwestwinter #notforwimps #6degrees #normal?

 Potty training, take two.  Lots better than last time we tried!  Only three accidents all day!  #supersam #pottypower #pottygram

Do you call it a snow day when school is called off two days in a row for the cold, even if it doesn't snow?  Whatever you call it, I know three boys who are fans.  #coldday #brothertime #imaginativeplay #animalarmy

 Happiness = a full fridge and pantry without having to step out the door.  #peapod #alittletoohappy

 It took the Elders about ten minutes to get bundled up to go back out on their bikes.  Feeling bad for them this Chicago winter.  #happycoldelders

 Finally got our 30 degree snowy day!  Downright balmy!  So happy to play with these boys (and happy that they are all big enough to enjoy it).  #perfectsleddingday #lifeisgood
Side note: Do you see falling snow on this picture?  I didn't do anything, but Google Plus is pretty smart...

 Destiny = loveseat of my dreams going on an awesome sale just in time for Groundhog Day weekend.  Everyone needs a Groundhog Day present, right?  #thingsmymothertaughtme #groundhogdaypresents #worldmarket #cuteasabutton

I was feeling really excited about how quickly and diligently Sam finished his "unload silverware" job.  And then I opened the drawer.  #sorting #workingonit #littlehelpers 

 The double stroller got us through the walk to school until today . . . when people seem to have given up on shoveling their walks.  #newride #tobogganstyle #midwestwinter #livinginthevortex

 Hot chocolate after school = the new normal.  #midwestwinter #10degreenormal #betterthannegative

 Every Monday night, I get to make sure Henry knows the meaning of all his spelling words.  Usually, this requires help from my friends at Merriam-Webster.  #humblinghomework #secondgradespelling #vocabchallenge

 Conclusion: people love me.  #abirthdayhappened #friendsandfamilywereawesome 

 Bet you wish you were the cool mom who helped her boys make awesome Star Wars Valentines and then completely forgot to send them to school for the 2nd grade exchange today.  It feels special to see your kid walk out of class with a sack full of Valentines and realize your fail.  #momfail #notcoolenoughforpinterest

 Three in a bed and feeling giddy about our little mini vacation...minus the part about a bedtime photo flash.  #skiweekend #wisconsin #lakegeneva

 Getting geared up, as you can see.

 Fun day skiing with these boys.  Ben spent a lot of the day balancing on the side of the hill, holding Ellis (in his skis) on his hip while helping Henry get up from falling down.  I watched helplessly from below because I don't have enough control to stop and help anyone else!  #firsttimer #dadoftheyear #bensdreamcometrue #kindof

 This one got to spend the day at the super fun child care center playing with toys and dress-ups, eating snacks, and doing crafts.  All three boys came here last night while Ben and I had a Valentine's date.  #lovingthisplace #thoughtofeverything #kidheaven

 One last trip to the water park area before heading home.  #lovingthisplace #luckyboys #wintergetaway 

 No accidents for ten days in a row!  #celebration #pottypower #easiestpottytrainingever #samrules

 Some things never get old.  #gelantfarm #roundtwo #boystuff #familypet

#magnified #curious #futurescientist 

A few warmer days, and some of our snow is finally melting...but it has nowhere to go!  Our alley is a 3-4 inch deep pond with ice at the bottom!  Someone please tell me how I'm supposed to get three kids through this to get Henry to school. #probablynotthesled #snowmelt #privatepond #ridiculous