Sunday, December 26, 2010

Post-dated Legislation

I've just finished up another semester of school (huzzah!), and now that I've got a bit more free time I wanted to post a few thoughts that have been on my mind recently. Be forewarned: this is a post about politics and economics. I don't really have another forum to share this stuff in (maybe I should create one?), but there's this odd part of me that likes to throw this stuff out there, and so it ends up on here. And, I think this stuff is kind of important. So, if you read this post, I'd love to hear your comments. If you don't read it, I don't blame you! Here goes:

I don't like politics. I really don't. I rarely read or watch the news because I get so sick of it. What bothers me about it all is that it seems like politicians are always pandering to voters whose focus is always on the short-term gain, often at the cost of long-term losses. For example, congress recently extended both the Bush tax cuts and unemployment benefits. Short-term gain: help for unemployed and economic stimulus. Long-term loss: Higher interest payments, and more debt to pay off later. I'm not saying that either of these things were necessarily bad ideas (we really don't know if they were good or bad, to be honest), but they are definitely measures that are focused at helping people out NOW, and dealing with the consequences LATER. And doing that too often can be a really bad thing.

You see, congress is made up of real people. Even worse, they are (in theory, at least) doing the wishes of voters, who are also real people. And real people are not very good at doing what is best for themselves TODAY. In fact, we're notoriously bad at doing anything unpleasant if it can be put off at all. We often want our future selves to do things that our present selves aren't willing to do. I really want my future self not to be fat, for example, but my present self really likes brownies a lot. So, I tell myself that tomorrow I'll stop eating brownies. In behavioral economics they call this kind of behavior "hyperbolic discounting," and you see it all the time.

In many ways, it seems like congress has this same hyperbolic discounting problem. We know that we need to balance the budget at some point, but this year isn't looking like the right year to do it. Maybe next year. We know that social security really needs an overhaul, but this year has been tough. Maybe next year. Our education system appears to be falling further behind other developed countries, but we just don't have the money to tackle that right now. Maybe next year. Anything that can be put off often is, until the system is in such bad shape that we're forced to do something about it.

It's understandable, really. Tackling all of these issues would require unpalatable changes: increasing taxes, raising the retirement age, budget cuts, additional red tape, firing teachers, etc. etc. etc. Voters hate that kind of stuff. Politicians hate that kind of stuff. All of us, collectively, can see that we need to do something about these issues, and yet somehow we keep putting things off because change is hard. We are all hyperbolic discounters, to some degree at least.

What is to be done? Perhaps there are lessons to be learned from what we know about what individuals can do to overcome hyperbolic discounting. Let's take the example of an individual who knows he needs to save for retirement but has a hard time setting money aside. One program that has been proven to work incredibly well is called the "Save More Tomorrow" program (you can learn more about this program in Thaler and Sunstein's book Nudge). In the Save More Tomorrow program, individuals commit that at each of their next 4 or 5 pay raises they'll increase the percentage of their income that gets put in to their 401(k). In this way, the individual doesn't have to see his (nominal) paycheck reduced at all, but he'll automatically start saving more for retirement. The key here is that the individual is committing his future self to doing what his present self isn't willing to do.

It seems to me that congress could do something along those same lines. That is, they could enact legislation that goes in to effect sometime in the future. For example, they could vote to raise taxes in 5 years, rather than right now. Voters that are hyperbolic discounters will applaud this action, recognizing that we need to raise taxes and balance the budget, even though they aren't willing to pay more in taxes today. For lack of a better term, I'll call this "post-dated" legislation.

Post-dated legislation would force congress to take a long-term view. They would have to do what they think is right for the country in the long-term, rather than pander to what their hyperbolic-discounting voter base wants them to do this year in order to get re-elected. Of course, we can have serious disagreements about what is best for the country in the long run, but at least we are arguing about what really matters when we do that.

A side-benefit is that post-dated legislation gives everyone plenty of time to prepare for the changes to occur. If I know that taxes are going up in five years, that should be plenty of time for me to prepare for that change so that it's not a huge problem for me. Now, whether I do that or not might be a different story, but it at least gives everyone a better chance to adjust to changes more gradually.

A major issue with post-dated legislation is that it would have to be completely binding in order to be effective. If there was any kind of a loophole, then when the time came to actually raise taxes, for example, it seems likely that congress would just use that loophole to avoid the issue. In other words, there needs to be a strong commitment device. However, legislation that is completely binding is by definition completely un-flexible. Post-dated legislation would do a very poor job of handling emergencies or special circumstances. For example, we could commit to reduce the defense budget by 20% in ten years, but what if we end up in a major war ten years from now? Post-dated legislation that is completely binding would force the budget to be reduced by 20% regardless of whether we're in a war or not, but if it's not fully binding one worries that congress will wriggle out of it somehow when that's not the optimal thing to do.

One way around this would be to make the legislation contingent on the state of the world. For example, we'll raise taxes by 5% in 5 years if the unemployment rate is below 7%, but it if is above 7% we won't raise taxes. Conditioning post-dated legislation in this way would allow it to be both flexible to specific circumstances, but completely binding (as long as you don't condition on something that congress can change). It might be very difficult to find conditions for all types of legislation, but for many of them I think it could be done.

So, there you have it: My proposal to change the world. I realize that there are lots of flaws in it, and it wouldn't work for everything, but I think the basic idea would be an improvement on our current situation. What do you think? Could some version of this idea ever work?

Christmas Eve

Nativity, read by Henry, accompanied by Ben, and "acted out" by Ellis

Testimony time (naturally, Ellis' favorite!)

Family picture, with one stubborn boy doing his own thing :)


Ready for bed!

This picture reminds me of Ellis' quote of the week. One night he just started saying, "boys, Boys, BOYS, BOYS!, BOYS!!!" and then when he had all of our attention, he finished with "Let's love each other!" I have no idea where this quote came from (Me? I don't think so. President Monson? Not that I can remember). But it has come in handy to repeat the quote whenever the boys start fighting. "Boys, boys boys! Let's love each other!" They really do love each other, and they are starting to play together and enjoy each other a lot more, which is SO much fun.

Santa's Workshop

Fridays are the highlight of Ellis' week. After dropping Henry off at Joy School Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, we finally get to drop Ellis off at a fun place on Fridays! We've just been doing a little drop-off playgroup with two other boys, which Ellis has decided to call "Ellis' Joy School." The three little boys are so cute -- they play, have snacks, do activities, and my favorite -- group potty training time where they all watch Jake and his mad potty skills and then the other two get to try standing at the toilet. Good times!

The first time we had Ellis' Joy School at our house, I was talking with Ellis about it the night before. His face just lit up, and I could tell that this second child -- the hand-me-down boy who always gets to watch Henry do all the fun stuff -- was SO excited. He got a big grin on his face, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "I am so . . . pwoud!" Who wouldn't be proud of having such a special place to go every week?

So these adorable pics are of the last playgroup we had at our house. We had a few Christmassy activities, the best one being "Santa's Workshop." The boys got to be little elves in the workshop, helping Santa test out the toys. They each diligently did their testing job, until the bell rang and they passed their toys around to be tested by another elf. I just thought they looked so irresistible in their little red hats!




Jake

Ellis

Dominic
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Conference Obsession Continues

Well, it's been about six weeks since my first post about Ellis' interest in General Conference. I remember putting up the post promptly because I was pretty sure the phase would pass in less than a week, and then he would go back to watching Diego or Thomas or "Buzz and Woody Show." I never would have guessed that six weeks later, his obsession with Conference, prophets, and all things holy would be going in full force. Well, here we are, end of December, and our home is just swirling with the excitement and thrill of the general authorities. Let me elaborate.

Shortly after my previous Conference post, we discovered General Conference Highlights on YouTube. In roughly 15 minutes, it shows just a little excerpt from each member of the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve from the last Conference. This was a great discovery for Ellis, because it would hold his attention, and we didn't have to switch to a different apostle after a minute or two. Here he is in the early stages of watching this clip for his lunch and dinner entertainment:

After watching this for a week or so, Ellis had all of the "Elders" and "Presents" names memorized, and then he got so that he could identify them by voice before their faces even popped up on the video clip. Soon he started memorizing parts of some of his favorite talks, and then he would get really excited when they would say his favorite parts. "Present Monson said, 'Young Men!!!!'"

One night Ellis was helping Ben with the dishes, and as he was standing by the sink, contemplatively looking at the soap bubbles, he quietly whispered, "My joy is full." What, Ellis? What did you just say? He confirmed by saying it louder, "My joy is FULL!" We laughed so hard that he realized it was funny, and "My joy is full" has become the standard way of expressing happiness in our household for the last month.

So some little kids are obsessed with balls or trucks or dinosaurs. Others love a certain TV show or book. I think it's pretty normal for two-year-olds to be obsessed with something -- to act out favorite characters, insist on the same movie over and over, or get excited about the same things repeatedly. I remember when Henry was two years old and SO obsessed with cars and really anything with wheels. He never wanted to do anything else. He would blow us away when he recognized things like "giant excavator" and "articulated dump truck." So I feel like Ellis' behavior must be fairly typical for a 2-year-old. It's just so CRAZY that he has chosen to be obsessed with men aged 70+ who stand and give sermons in a microphone. Don't get me wrong -- I truly love President Monson and the apostles, and I believe their words to be true and revelatory and life-changing. But I've never heard of a toddler who would choose them for his super-heroes. Please tell me if you see this as reason to worry for any reason. Meanwhile, I'm getting a kick out of this boy:


Isn't he irresistible? This is him in his "Present Oofdorf" outfit. He LOVES wearing a tie to church and looking like an apostle.

Ellis loves to play pretend . . . and recently his favorite thing to pretend is that he is "Present Monson." Tonight he INSISTED that we call him "Present Monson," and if we forgot, he reminded us -- every time! He would do almost anything we asked him if we called him President Monson. Ben was "Present Oofdorf," and Henry was -- of course -- "Henry B. Eyring." [Tonight, this made for a very interesting game of "Star Killers" (Henry's choice). We had President Monson playing the imaginary piano while President Uchtdorf sent missiles toward the stars that were trying to attack our spaceship; meanwhile, Captain Henry B. Eyring led the way and sent out forcefields to block off the aliens].

I think part of the reason for Ellis' obsession has to do with his passion for microphones. Pretty much anything (a broken wheel from a toy car, a drumstick, a jingle bell, a cabinet child-lock) can become a microphone, with a little imagination. Ellis is constantly walking around the house, talking into his microphone, just like his heroes. He bears his testimony; he gives talks; he asks people to raise their hands; he says "Amen" and insists that everyone else say it too. He also blesses the Sacrament, which we've been trying to stop him from doing because it seems a bit irreverent, but we really have a hard time stopping him. He is constantly turning the time over to each of us to talk into the microphone. If we don't start our remarks with "Brothers and Sisters," he corrects us. If we don't end with "Amen," we get reprimanded. And if we call him Ellis when he clearly stated that he is "Present Monson," that is the end of it!

This picture shows Ellis with the "Conference Train" that we had out in October when we watched General Conference. We kept it up on the wall for a couple of months because Ellis loved it so much, and he was always asking us to identify the faces on the train. One day he discovered that he could reach the pictures of the "guys," and he took off the picture of Sister Rosemary Wixom (Gen. Primary President). He ran around the house cackling, saying, "I got Wixom!!!" in a gravely voice. He laughed and got quite a kick out of this. It was serendipitous that he chose "Wixom," because I happened to meet her two days later at a Primary training and got to relay to her the story about her biggest 2-year-old fan. She was pretty touched! Here's the cell phone pic I got to prove to Ellis how cool I am. I met Wixom!!!

The most recent development is that this week Ellis discovered the picture of the Latter-day prophets in our Gospel Art Kit. He naturally wanted to know all of their names, and that resulted in me singing the "Latter-day Prophets" song about 50 times a day. He was immediately struck by these guys and soon started asking (just about every 30 seconds for 5 hours) to watch Howard W. Hunter on the computer. Thank Heaven for YouTube. We found testimonies of President Hunter as well as Heber J. Grant, Brigham Young, and the rest of them. We found a video someone made about the Latter-day Prophets Song. We found that silly video someone made to the tune of that Beverly Hillbillies song identifying the current 12 apostles. All of these have been hits this week!
This morning I captured Ellis singing the Latter-day Prophets song all by himself. I think this is adorable. You really should watch this one, keeping in mind that Ellis' L's all sound like N's, and he drops a lot of S's.

Isn't he just the most precious boy ever? I know that his "righteous" streak may not last forever, so I'm just soaking this up while I can. Then someday I can remind him of the times that he

* asked for his "Pwofets" as soon as he woke up so he could carry their pictures around the house all day.

* volunteered to say the prayer EVERY single time we had a family prayer or blessing on the food.

* sometimes said prayers in the middle of conversations, totally unprompted, for no particular reason.

* watched the entire Christmas devotional from start to finish 5 times in the same week.

* chose "Latter-day Prophets" for both his bedtime story AND bedtime song.

* said, " . . . and I nuv Jesus!" completely out of the blue several times a week.

What can I say? I nuv this boy!!!


Friday, December 17, 2010

Henry's Freeze Party!

Henry came up for the idea for his birthday party 100% on his own this year. One day we were driving in the car, and he said, "For my birthday, I want to have a FREEZE party, and everything will have something to do with cold and frozen stuff." At first Ben and I were scoffing at the idea, but as the details came out, and as we brainstormed some extra ideas together, we started to think that it might actually work. Jiggler ice cubes? Frozen dinners? Games centered around snow and "arctic animals" (Henry's phrase)? It worked for me!

Especially when we found the idea for these snowball cake pops. Irresistible!

Paper snowball fight

Cute kids lined up to catch marshmallow snowballs in their mouths

The winter gloves/candy bar/dice game

Freeze dancing - probably the highlight for most of the kids

Cake pop time!

The true creative genius behind the party, the five-year-old himself, HENRY!

Ava approves of the red velvet inside her cake pop.

Ellis is still thinking about it (but he did go for thirds, so eventually he approved).

What's a freeze party without ice cream? I'm starting to realize that pretty much everything about this party revolved around sugar . . .

All lined up in their snowflake and snowman glasses, ready to watch a blue version of the penguin clay-mation movie Ben found on Netflix at the last minute when Ice Age didn't work out (the kids actually LOVED Pingu though).

My two handsome guys demonstrating their penguin crafts the morning after the party.

With 12 kids of all ages for 3 1/2 hours (we combined the party with our regular babysitting night), Ben and I were pretty exhausted by the end of this party, but it was fun to see Henry's wildest dreams come true. He's a pretty special guy.

Five Years



Can you believe my sweet Henry is five already? I jogged past the elementary school a few weeks ago and just cried when I saw moms dropping off their little ones. Luckily we still have 9 months before we have to face kindergarten, but still -- just knowing he's old enough to leave me and start his own "real" life is killing me.
His birthday fell on Thanksgiving weekend, so he was lucky enough to celebrate with cousins. I didn't take any other pictures of the holiday weekend, but it was so wonderful to be with family. We spent a whole week on vacation because Ben had the flexibility this year. The result: two long driving days to VA, but very light traffic and no swine flu this year. We can't complain!
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Henry's Fossilized Marshmallow

By Grandma's request, I'm finally doing another Henry post. While his younger brother is making us laugh, Henry is confounding us on a regular basis. Every day he increases my understanding of how all those boys in elementary school already knew EVERYTHING about science, animals, volcanoes, dinosaurs, etc. before we ever learned about them in school. Boys like Henry CRAVE nonfiction books and can't wait to learn more and more about all that crazy stuff.
We recently got a great book from the library called One Million Things: Planet Earth. Henry would look at this for hours and hours at a time and run back and forth to wherever I was, reporting his latest find. "Mom, did you know that there are palm trees on the western coast of Scotland?"
During the six weeks we had this book from the library, Henry was also lucky enough to find this "fossilized marshmallow" in our backyard.
What a discovery! Who knew our backyard was such a treasure trove?

The next awesome book we found from the library was Animals: a Visual Encyclopedia. If you want to catch a glimpse of Henry's excitement about this book, watch this clip:

Henry Reads about Animals from Ben and Jenn on Vimeo.

This kid knows more than I do about . . . pretty much everything.

We had to renew this book after our six-week stint, because Henry wasn't ready to let go of it. It's too exciting! "Mom, did you know that only one kind of tortoise is endangered, but NONE of the turtles are endangered? BUT some of their numbers are declining . . ."

We brought this book with us on our Thanksgiving road trip, and Henry spent over 2 1/2 hours reading it. Literally. He started at 7:45 and finished the book around 10:30. And then he turned back to the beginning and started reading it again. This kid, I tell you, may not actually be my child. Okay, so when you look at his face, you can't deny that he's mine. But his brain must be directly from B.E.N.

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Iverson Day!



We celebrated our 7th anniversary on Sunday. Ben and I had a nice date on Saturday night . . . but we are starting to feel like there is now even more to celebrate as we commemorate our wedding day. We wanted to celebrate the day the Iverson Family was born! Hence, Iverson Day -- our new family holiday. The festivities included watching the "Mommy Daddy Show" (our wedding video), as well as:

a candlelight dinner with sparkling grape juice

cute boys in fancy clothes

Strict adherence to one of our favorite family rules: Rule #28: There's always a beater for everyone!


Did you know that one of our favorite newlywed memories is the night we had frosting and graham crackers for dinner?


Did you also know that one of our other family rules is: Rule #3: You can eat as much cookie dough as you want. ? Go on and judge me or worry about my children and the worms that will grow in their stomachs. I still think it's a good rule.

That's not to say that I remind the boys about the rule on a regular basis . . .
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Raking and Leaf Jumping




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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Leaf Blowers

Leaf Blowers

I loathe you,
thick-skinned men
with your crude weapons
strapped around your waists.
You enter an innocent morning,
a perfect crisp day
and start firing --
haze into the clear white sky,
noise into my cloudless thoughts,
leaves and leaves into ugly swirls
and then nice, neat piles --
producing order
in place of the glittering
chaos of Autumn.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Darn Squirrels


When I came home and discovered one of our pumpkins had bite marks in it, I thought that Ellis must be the culprit.

"Ellis, did you bite the pumpkin?" I asked.
"Yes . . . I did!" he responded, with that cunning naughty-boy look on his face.
"Why did you do that?" I asked.
"I bite da pumpkin!" he declared.

I was pretty bewildered (Why would Ellis eat pumpkins and not macaroni and cheese?), until later that day when we returned home again, only to catch a guilty squirrel in action. He made quite a mess of pumpkin #1, and then he or one of his relatives got pumpkin #2 the very next day. As if we were just kind-hearted animal-lovers putting out a nice snack for the squirrels! Arghh. Someone told me to coat your pumpkins with Vaseline and the squirrels will leave them alone.

I wonder if Ellis would bite into a pumpkin if it was coated in Vaseline . . .

Little Angel


Other times I think there is a little angel living inside Ellis. He surprises me sometimes with the things that come out of his mouth -- usually things I don't think I ever taught him.

Here is Ellis' rendition of "Come Follow Me" - a hymn we had been practicing with Henry for the Primary program. Who knew that Ellis was not only listening, but learning all the words? "Come Follow Me" is now definitely one of Ellis' favorite songs:

Come Follow Me from Ben and Jenn on Vimeo.

And then here are a few clips showing Ellis' recent obsession with our Church's General Conference and the prophets and apostles. Both boys were shockingly well-behaved for Conference this year, and Ellis really got SO excited about each new speaker and wanted to know all of their names, especially "Present Monson" and "Present Oof-dorf." He has been talking about them several times a day for the last six weeks. Well, yesterday he discovered that you can watch General Conference anytime -- on the computer! What a revelation this was! He watched several clips last night, and asked to watch "Conference" for at least 30-40 minutes today (I showed him Mormon Messages on YouTube). Since Ellis is still only eating his food if he's plopped in front of the computer screen watching a show (we're pathetic parents, I know), he chose to watch Conference for all of his meals today. He chose Present Monson and Present Oof-dorf -- hands down -- over Diego, Dora, or Thomas. I'm wondering how long this will last, but for the meantime it's pretty sweet.


I love his excitement for Present Monson in this one:

Watch Present Monson from Ben and Jenn on Vimeo.

And in this one, totally un-prompted, he confessed his "nuv" (love) for "doze guys," meaning the prophet and apostles. Who wouldn't nuv doze guys?

I Nuv Doze Guys from Ben and Jenn on Vimeo.

Lastly, here's Ellis' favorite of the Mormon Messages we watched today. It was a hit because it includes several of his favorite presidents and elders, and another favorite . . . Jesus! Check it out:



Little Rascal

There is one side of Ellis that thinks it's really fun to be naughty. If you ask him if he is naughty or nice, he will almost always say "naughty" with a little smirk on his face. There is something fun about being rebellious! You can really see that look on his face in these two pictures.



This little rascal thought it was pretty funny to sit and stand in the "GPS Truck."

Another funny incident occurred the other day while Ben was driving with Ellis in the car. Ellis called out, "Dad! I took off my shoes! I'm turkey!!!!" and then laughed his little evil laugh. Apparently he gets a kick out of when Ben calls him a turkey for being mischievous.

When teaching 6th grade, I always had a special place in my heart for the naughties, especially those hilarious boys. Looks like I've got a little naughty boy all to myself now ;)

Sunday, November 07, 2010

The Smartest Kid Ever


We have been using these pictures from the Gospel Art Picture Kit to teach Ellis the scripture stories every night. Thankfully, he's really interested in them! So on Friday, I left him for a few minutes and returned to the room to find something similar to the picture above: Ellis surrounded by hundreds of gospel pictures, all once numbered and in order, now scattered randomly in piles all around him. On one hand, it was great that he was so interested in them; on the other hand, I wanted to scream! Only because I'm the annoying kind of person that really likes to have things in order. So I spent the next 20 minutes getting the pictures all back in numerical order.

Well, I should have learned not to put the picture box right back in the very same spot, because this picture was taken Saturday morning, when he did the exact same thing and scattered all the pictures once again. I came in the room and tried to not lose it. "Ellis!" I said, "What did you do? Did you take out all the pictures again, you little rascal?" In his most enthusiastic and sincere voice, he responded, "Yes, I did it! And . . . I LOVE Jesus!"

I don't know if Ellis is just the smartest, most clever kid on the planet, or if he was intentionally trying to provide me with one of those rare it-must-all-be-worth-it moments. Either way, it worked. I let him keep taking out the pictures and scattering them one by one, while I listened from the other room reveling in my success as a mother as Ellis rehearsed all the names of the prophets he knows and got ecstatic every time he saw a picture of Jesus.

Hmmm. I like being the Mommy of this sweet little boy.
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Sunday, October 31, 2010

What Part of "Gnome" Don't You Understand?

A week before Halloween, Henry saw some pictures of gnomes and decided he could envision himself with a white beard and a red cone hat. Jenn readily agreed, thinking that she could probably pull off making gnome costumes using nothing more than felt, scissors, and hot glue. Anything to avoid the sewing machine. So, we went for it: 2 days and $19 later, we had all of the supplies and wouldn't you "gnome" it, Ellis is terrified of fake beards! Every time he so much as saw a corner of the white fluff he would go into hysterics. This was bad news for the gnome costumes. So, instead, Ellis got a white "star" on his shirt, but he still was not going to go near me or Henry while we were wearing our beards. It was quite the spooky Halloween costume in the end...


At the last minute, Jenn decided that I needed to be a gnome as well, so she bought a knock-off Snuggie from the dollar store and fixed it up for me. The final task was finding a costume for He-who-must-not-be-named, and, considering his current round stature, we settled on a toadstool costume.





Of course, the boys had to go through the requisite sorting of the candy, which is nearly as much fun as eating it all!

They ended up with quite a haul, but we should have "gnome" that Ellis would love the lollipops the most! He gathered them all up and ran around the house yelling, "Lollies! Lollies!" for about 20 minutes. That's what Halloween's all about.