Henry Says . . .

• "Here is a cheery disposition for you. Is it yummy?" (after listening to a little too much Mary Poppins soundtrack)
• "I have 10 pennies. Give me 10 cheery dispositions." (after reading a little too much Morris Goes to School)
• "Does 'duke' mean 'do as I'm doing' in Spanish?"
• "Here's the rule: You drop the cake off of the fridge and eat it on the floor."
• "Here's the rule: if you drop a binkie-colored musk ox convertible uncle colored crayon," (Yep, that's the end of the rule. It ends with a comma.)
• "Mommy, does the scissors poke his tongue?" (meaning Ellis' tongue. Yikes!)
• "Jesus wants the mean people to have commandments."
• "The themonitor is crying!" (like "thermometer," meaning the baby monitor)