On a more positive note, Henry keeps cracking us up. Here you have it, the long-awaited Henry quotes:* The skunk came and it "stinct" all the dinosaurs.
* Daddy, I spelled "cracrs!" With an exclamation point 'cause I'm excited!
* Can you sing that song about "Another oatmeal, another show?"
* I wanna be a daddy with hairs in my nose.
* [while in the car] We're stuck in traffic. Honk your horn, Mom!"
* Oh! Bankruptcy! That's kind of popular!
* I'm the superest boy in the whole world!
* I like this city! I like this WHOLE world! There is so much stuff! There's more things that we can't even do!
After watching Toy Story recently:
* Ladies and gentlemen . . . and beyond!
* Picasco -- that's what Mrs. Matato calls himself.
Clever excuses for not doing things he should do:
* Nina and Teddy didn't want me to make my bed.
* I can't [put the silverware away] because:
- I'm too busy doing this (flipping the button on the dishwasher).
- that's too much work for me!
- Ellis wants me to push this button.
* I can't come downstairs because my feet are glued to the floor.
* Oh no! Help me! I'm blind! I can't eat my dinner because I'm blind!
H: I can't paint tomorrow; I have a lot of work to do.
Dad: What kind of work?
H: I have to play.
H: I'm not taking bites because someone in my dream told me not to take bites.
Dad: Well, you still need to take bites.
H: But I don't want to be thrown in the lion's den if I take bites!
E: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Mom: Henry, what did you do to him?
H: But you wanted me to pull Ellis' tooth out!
Conversations:
H: Do you want to buy this car? It costs 90 million dollars.
Dad: I don't have enough money. I only have 60 million dollars.
H: That's okay -- I'll just turn the 6 upside down and it will be 90 million.
Mom: Okay Henry, no more growing up! You need to stay a little boy forever.
H: But I want to marry someone!
H: Why did Jesus not create cars?
Dad: Because he only made things in the earth like trees, flowers, and mountains.
H: Santa makes cars! He's kind of like Jesus!
H: Why did you throw that bib in the garbage?
Mom: Because it had a hole in it.
H: I wanted to stick my finger in the hole -- it was a like a polar bear sticking his head in the snow.
Bonus Questions (just in case you haven't heard enough of them):
* Why did you forget?
* Why is there not a reason?
* Who gave me this [piece of Halloween candy]?
* When I was a baby, did I use Ellis' body?
* Why are they called eyebrows?
* Why can we not do the day and THEN get ready for the day?
10 comments:
Okay, I am crying from laughing so hard. Henry is so hilarious and so smart and I can't believe you remember all the things he says! Do you keep a list somewhere? So funny.
These are all so great! I wouldn't be able to hold in my laughter if I heard him say any of those!
Bless you for being such a trooper, Jenn.
Oh my goodness, what a little character he is. Everything out of his mouth is so clever and hilarious! You guys are such great parents to nurture all of that. My heroes.
Genius
I can't believe that you have remembered all of these! That is so funny. What a stud!
Too funny! I was laughing out loud, what a funny kid.
He is so funny!
HEy! I have so much fun keeping up on your cute family! Does Katie have a blog? I would love to see how she is doing! Take Care!
Chelsea
wow. that was a crack up.
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